Taylor Lautner is Gay

So I just finished watching SNL, which is weird because I use to watch it religiously when I was back home but now that I am here in the US I hardly have time to watch anything on a Saturday night. Anyway, I decided I was going to watch SNL tonight because I saw Taylor Lautner was hosting. I have never watched Twilight: New Moon and I am not a fan of the series either. However I am a fan of Lautner. He is one hot piece of man flesh so I couldn't pass up the opportunity to see him shirtless tonight. Unfortunately that did not happen. :(

During this time, he was also Trending on Twitter, which was pretty nice. All the guys crushing on him were utterly excited that all his Characters on SNL were a little gay. Me too.

Anyway, the point I am trying to get at is that I think he is gay. All his sketches had some gay like person in it and I thought he was trying too hard in the opening sketch to be all macho and crap. Furthermore, he is too well put together and too beautiful not to be gay. (Illogical but who cares)

Yes, the sketches could have given an inaccurate depiction of his true self but that came into doubt when SNL give us a behind the scenes snippet of the actors getting ready before the next sketch. Lautner was obviously unaware that the camera was on him and his behaviour was of someone, in my estimation, who was gay. He could never have been acting even when the cameras were not rolling. Couldn't be! Right? Either way it made me happy.

I am not asking anyone if he is gay. I am telling you! That boy is in the closet.

Wouldn't it be nice if he came out and crushed the hearts' of all those little tween girls and old cougars? That would give me so much pleasure.

He's ours bitches. Hands off.