Friday, June 26, 2009

Jonathan Platero

On an equally sad note, the cutest and sexiest dancer on, So you think you can Dance got axed last night. Didn't I tell you I loved TV? Stop judging me. Anyway, my poor, poor baby had to leave the competition. I knew he was going home after the solos but there was nothing i could've done to save my bubble butt pumpkin. I am so sorry Jonathan. If I could've saved you I would've. Now that you are gone I don't know what I'm going to do with myself. What am I going to do without your sexy ass smile and hot body now? Huh? WHAT?!?

Anyway, Thank God we still have Myspace. A place where people are still free to stalk their crushes in peace. Below are some pictures I was able to steal from his page.

Jonathan also reminds me of two other guys that I had a crush on, Jonathan Anzalone from Season 4 of, So you think you can Dance and David Archuleta from American Idol.

Jonathan Anzalone was one of the most cocky and arrogrant guys I have ever seen on the show but my God, that sexy body of his was enough to make anyone forget that nasty little attitude. And he was such a mega exhibitionist which made watching him strip all those unneccssary clothes off even better. I am so sad I never got to see what's between those masculine legs.

David Archuleta is just a huge cutey. A sweet heart at heart. It's hard not ot be sucked into his beautiful eyes and ever present smile.

Too bad I won't ever get the chance to sleep with any of these guys. lol

Michael Jackson has Passed

Unfortunately we lost a great pop icon yesterday, The great Michael Jackson. Right now I am still stunned by the news because it was so unexpected. If I knew he was really really sick like Farrah Fawcett, I would not have be so shocked but the news just came like a bolt of lightning. It is really very sad to know that Michael is gone. I wasn't a huge fan but I grew up with everybody playing his music and that was enough to foster a connection to the guy. His songs brought back alot of the good memories of my friends and I singing in the school bus when we had field trips.

In true Axoriak fashion, I found out while watching tv. In fact I was watching MTV, waiting for "Is She Really Going Out With Him" to start then all of a sudden I see all these Michael Jackson videos being played. At first I thought "MTV must have had some technical troubles or unable to find the episode to be aired now". Yah...silly, but that's what I thought. However when I read the Ticker at the bottom of the screen I learned the shocking news. I immediately jumped to CNN and low and behold, Michael Jackson was dead. I wanted to spread the news so I went to Facebook and Twitter right after but saw that I was already beaten. My Facebook page and news feed was filled with people expressing their grief. The out pour was incredible. Not to mention Twitter. I couldn't even log on to the thing because of "Over Capacity" Tweets.

Anyway, it's only a matter of time before people start talking smack about him so lets enjoy the good memories while we can.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Computer Trouble

As if my life wasn't hard enough, my mom's computer is going down hill fast. So at this rate I might not have a computer to use at all. Hence no more blogging for a while. I am trying not to think about my stolen laptop and how amazing it was because I am just going to get angry. Furthermore crying over it won't bring it back. Anyway, for one my mom's computer is mega slow so it takes 20 times as long to do something a normal computer would do in 3 seconds. Just to give you an idea of what I am working with, the post i wrote yesterday, Men of True Blood and Kings, took me a solid 5 hours to write. I am not even joking. lol. It's ridiculous.

Secondly, the monitor is sick. It flickers all the time and sometimes goes blank. To make matters worst I woke up this morning and the entire screen is yellow. AHHHHHH!!! It has never done this before and I have no idea how to fix this. I know my mom is going to blame me for busting her computer but I feel a bit bad about it even though I know the computer is just old. My mom has enough problems and to put this on the list is just wrong.


Monday, June 22, 2009

Men of True Blood and Kings

As many of you might know, or not know, I am a huge TV addict. For every program (new or old) that aires I make an effort to watch at least a few episodes before deciding to drop or continue watching. Anyway that is besides the point. I am hear to talk about last night's episode of True Blood and Kings. More actually all that Man flesh that was all over the screen.
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First let me start with Kings. So despite my enthusiasm for last night's show I didn't really get to watch much of it. A few persons were at my house doing repairs and I was so busy that I completely forgot about watching TV. However when I did remember I turned on the TV only to be greeted by Jack, (the gay closeted Prince in The City of Shiloh), getting dressed and his boyfriend naked in bed. I kinda let out a silent scream when I saw this. I Missed it. NOOOO!!! I am planning on watching it online if my mom's old computer co-operates with me.

I also heard that David and the Prince had sex and took a few nude pics. That's got to be interesting.

Unto my favourite show of the night. True Blood! Lets start with Jason's new frienemy at Fellowship of the Sun Camp. Even though he never took off his shirt we all know he has a rocking body under those clothes. I was sceretly hoping that the Jason and the new guy would kiss. Even though I know it would never happen.

Eric was also looking alot better with that new haircut too. I thought it was hilarious when the store clerk was trying to hit on Bill but she was not making any headway with him. Then Eric walks in and Bill says What are you doing here? Eric: Getting my haircut. Do you like the new look? Bill: You look very handsome. Very handsome indeed. (Something along those lines). Then the clerks says, "Oh.......Ohhhhh!!!) lol lol. She must have thought they were gay. I don't know why I thought that was funny. Yeah...I'm lame.

Next on my list was Jason. My God that boy is Hoooot!! I don't think I have to expound any further. Everybody must know what Jason looks like by know because flesh that hot doesn't go unnoticed.

And finally the hottest guy of the night by far was Eggs. (Mehcad Brooks) When the scene with him working in the Garden shirtless came on I got goose pimple. MY GOD!!! WHAT A FRAKING HAWT BODY!! I literally kept looking at his abs just to make sure it wasn't some television magic. His abs were like utterly amazing. It appeared as if they wanted to break free from his body. I don't know how else to describe him. [Sigh] He's just HOT!!

Sunday, June 14, 2009


I don't know how many of you know about this awesome show called True Blood but if you don't I suggest that you try and watch it. It is utterly awesome and off the wall amazing. During the last season I was shamelessly promoting the show to my friends but none of them were interested. A few of them however got tried of my shameless promotions and decided to give it a watch when only 2 episodes were left. Stupid asses!! Needless to say they feel in love with it too. They even went as far as to say why I didn't push the show more. (What a joke).

There is just something about the show that I love to death. The vampires, the sex, the plot, the drama, the sex, the tonnes of supernatural stuff, the constant development of the characters and the ever journey into the bizarre. It gives me goose pimples just thinking about it. I can't wait for the season 2 premiere tonight. If you want to see it too, it will be aired on HBO at 9pm eastern tonight. HBO should pay me for this.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009


I finally joined twitter today. God I hate myself for doing that. I said I would never join but these people on TV just wouldn't shut up about it. I was beginning to feel left behind and my desire to be "With it" left me no choice.

Anyway, another thing that has been really getting to me recently is all this talk about sex. My God, everywhere I go it's just SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX!!! For the love of God...Just stop. I can't handle it. I don't want to be reminded of what I am missing. It's too much torture.

For the pass few days I have become obsessed with this show on MTV called, "Sex with Mom and Dad" I just absolutely love the intro. I sit, watch then get depressed when it's done. I can't stop. I hate to admit it but I am a little jealous of these kids. Them make me want to be a mega slut too!! lol lol. Sleeping in your parents bed? Yeah, I's kinda sick...but it sounds fun.

I watch all these shows on TV and talk to so many people and it seems like almost everybody is doing it. What the heck is going on? Am I the only one that's not doing anything? My younger siblings have beaten me to the punch and so have my cousins. Did I also forget to mention that even my friends are getting married now and having kids. It has been happening the other way around too, minus the marriage. I must really be retarded to be the only one that has not done anything. lol lol

I never really had a problem not having any sexual contact with anyone but recently it has been getting really hard not to. When most people talk about losing their virginity or engaging in sexual acts I always hear numbers in the teens. That boat has long sailed for me and I feel like I am missing out on alot. I feel that I must action now in order to catch up to them. Why!!! Furthermore, I don't think I'm ever going to get married so what the hell am I saving it for?

I am really sexually frustrated right now and I do not want to make impulsive decisions that I am going to regret.

I don't want this to be a Twitter moment.