Dreams and Wet Dreams

Last night was pretty weird for me because I hardly ever have dreams, much less remember them.

The first dream was about my stolen laptop, but I guess none of you want to hear about that but I'll give you the gist anyway. Apparently, my laptop was stolen by a guy I worked with. This time however I was working at a police station. It so happens that I was investigating my stolen laptop and discovered that this guy was the one responsible. He was working with one of the female officers, robbing people who listed their homes online. I eventually found out the female officer was the Mastermind behind all the robberies. I informed the chief and a huge shoot out between the two robbers ensued however they escaped. A while after I was having a party at my house and the two robbers showed up. The female officer came in and sat down beside me and then said, "I know you are gay" afterwhich she tried to blackmail me. She also told me, she didn't like me, wanted me to suffer and enjoyed sleeping in my bed after she had robbed me.

From the looks of this dream it appears that I have alot of unresolved issues to work through.

The second dream was about this guy I knew in college. He was one of those really hot, athletic, friendly types. He always wanted to borrow my books and come to my room, work at my desk and lie in my bed. The fact that this guy was doing this was really strange because I didn't get along well with most of the guys I lived with and furthermore he hung out with a group of guys I absolutely detested. I guess the fact that he went to an all boys high school made him behave differently. Needless to say I was really attracted to him. So last night in my dreams, he appears in my room naked and I instinctively went down on my knees and took is cock in my hand. I then sticked out my tongue and started licking the head of his erect member but after a while I drew away and told him I couldn't because his cock was too salty. Honestly I don't know why I would say or dream something like that because I have never sucked anyone's cock before and I wouldn't know whether they taste salty or not. So I tired sucking him off again but it was still too salty so I just stopped trying. I guess you can depend on me to be the only gay guy that has trouble sucking another guy off, even in his dreams.

Anyway, after my failed attempt at sucking him off he climbed on to the bed and I climbed on top of him. I then started to grind my cock into his and I started to do it faster and faster until his dick mysteriously slipped into my ass. Don't ask me how it got there, all I know was that it felt great. Shortly after riding his cock I exploded all over him and then we kissed. I then woke up 2 seconds after in a sticky mess. I hate the mess.

What I find interesting is that I have not had a wet dream in over 8 years but since they stole my laptop I have been having wet dreams more frequently. This is like my third one in about a week. Since my laptop has been stolen I don't masturbate as much so I think my body is compensating for the lack of pleasure. I usually jacked like 3 times a day when I had my laptop but I hardly do it now. It's harder to do what I usually do when I am using someone else's computer.

I don't know. I am just screwed up.